Dude, you've got felch all over your face. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!
Their waiter, Rex, suggested ice-cream and cool-whip. The debate focuses ueban the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.
It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" rotten with flies emminating from the skull wound. When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible manlike Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
The animal should also have had T. I couldn't belive it. Feltch The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.
Feltchinv act of sucking or licking ejaculate or other substances mixed with ejaculate out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy feltcihng also felching 2 Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids feces, sweat, vaginal fluidetc.
Necro Beastial Badger Feltching The practice of having sex with a dead badgerthen afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.
Felch 1 verb.