I Dare You To Eat It

As of five days ago, I’m so happy to announce that we’re going to be planning another wedding! All congratulations to Samantha and Chas! The wonderful details of this blessed, and I do mean blessed, engagement may be found on his sister’s blog,  www.dawesome.org. (Scroll down a bit, the post is dated Oct. 10th…you’ll figure it out) Read it and weep! I know I did.

Now we’re off and running.

Bright and early Monday morning, our first step was to FIND THE DRESS. Sam and I decided to stop at a boutique for a little look-see. Didn’t know that we were supposed to make an appointment, but got the hint when both consultants politely suggested that we could just sit down and wait on the couch. (We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.) Then, after carefully checking her schedule book, a lovely young woman joined us, and began our interview. Truly, it all sounded FABULOUS and EXTREAMLY accommodating but as soon as I had the chance, I politely asked what the price would be, “ballpark”(ew) for one of their gowns. As she gently purred $3,500.00 I must have said “okay” with a little too much enthusiasm. Consultant, second in command, sweetly piped in from across the room with her, “Is that amount beyond your budget?”  I immediately responded, “Oh wow. Yoooooou wouldn’t even believe how far it is beyond our budget.” With heartfelt thanks for their time and gracious help, Sam and I stepped outside, into the cool, fresh air, of reality.

I suggested we drive straight to the nearest DI. Then another one. And boy, you can sure tell when people are hoarding their grandmothers’ wedding gowns. Makes me sick. (tee-hee) Next, we tried Anthropology hoping to find, like everyone does, that amazing, vintage, one of kind, art piece, on sale.

After that didn’t work out, we went straight to a discount, but designer, fabric store. Beyond all the bolts of regular stock, there’s a back room full of clearance bins and of course that’s exactly where we found the fabric that seemed perfect for Samantha’s special dress. Lucky for us, the normal price of $2.00 a yard happened to be discounted 20%. We nabbed 15 yds and paid $25.00. Try not to hate us.